"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field